Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."

What is kiss?

A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me
All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
You can fall from a mountain,
you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall,
is to fall in love with me
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
The word HELLO means:
H=How are you?
E=Evrything alright?
L=Like 2 hear from you!
L=Love 2 see you soon
O=Obviously I miss you
. .
SO, HELLO
It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
Apologising does not mean that U r wrong and the other one i right.At times it also means that you value the relationship much more than your EGO.....
Tera Rishta is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jaana manane se,
Warna hum yeh bheegi palke le ke kaha jayenge.
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's "nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish that
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
height of Flirting?
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
A husband was stung by bee
A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO.
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY
MAY UR HEART BE HAPPY & UR DAYS BE BRIGHT.
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH & UR BURDENS BE LIGHT...
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS & TOUCH THE STARS & NEVER FORGET HOW
SPECIAL U R !!!! GOD BLESS U....
MAY THE ANGELS PROTECT U.
MAY SADNESS FORGET U...
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U...
& MAY ALLAH ALWAYS BLESS U.....
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hota hai,
sab apna apna naseeb hota hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me compulsory hota hai
3 sardar after exam1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata thamain paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying
& the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De.
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Friday, June 18, 2010

Top 8 Most Expensive Cell Phones

  1. Goldstriker iPhone 3GS Supreme: $3.2 million
  2. Peter Aloisson’s Kings Button iPhone: $2.4 million
  3. GoldVish ‘Le Million’ Piece Unique: $1.3 million
  4. The Diamond Crypto Smartphone: $1.3 million
  5. Vertu Signature Cobra: $310,000
  6. Sony Ericsson Black Diamond: $300,000
  7. Peter Aloisson’s iPhone Princess Plus: $176,400
  8. Nokia 8800 Arte with pink diamonds: $134,000

Note:To see the pictures of these sets, write model number in search box on right.

Some Interesting facts about Cell Phones

  • Can you imagine how much text messages through mobile phones do Koreans teens do? They are the No. 1, they send more than 200,000 text messages in a year.
  • Do you know that there are 3.3 billion of active mobiles in the world? The number is equal to the half of the entire world population.
  • The first mobile phone device was invented by Motorola and the device was named as DynaTAC 8000X.
  • Do you know two-thirds of the mobile phones users are using the backlight of their phone as a flash light? It was confirmed after the survey taken by the sprint. Well, nice use of a mobile phone.
  • If you have a Nokia mobile set and you are going out of battery and also you are expecting a very important call. Do not worry, simply by dialing the code *3370# , the battery of your Nokia set will upgrade up to 50% by using a built-in reserve battery. This is very helpful in the situation when mobile battery is about to finish and you do not have any other means to charge your set.
  • The first text message was sent in 1992.
  • Text messages contribute to 20% of operator revenues.
  • On New Years Day 2004, the highest recorded daily total was reached with 111 million text messages sent.
  • Manufacturing a mobile phone uses as much energy as 39.79 gallons of petrol.
  • The 1.019 billion phones produced in 2006 create approximately 60 million metric tons of CO2 emissions
  • Producing 18 million phones consumes enough energy to power 34,200 homes with electricty for a year.
  • According to Ericsson, one new GSM subscription (2006) contributes about 24kg of CO2 per year on average, which is comparable to driving an average gasoline--powered car for a little more than one hour on a motorway.

Make your firend's life easy

You can use this technique to send your business card and save your friends time and effort of storing your number.
A business card is a special SMS message which is composed as follows:
//SCKE2 BEGIN:VCARD N:name TEL:number END:VCARD
The receiver will see the text BUSINESS CARD RECEIVED displayed on his/her. phone.
Save your time and effort while writing SMS using these shortcuts.
  • AFAIK As far as I know
  • Cm Call me
  • Cul See you later
  • Gr8 Great
  • PCM Please call me
  • SRY Sorry

Learn to SMS Fast

  • Txt using both hands.
  • Learn the location of ur letters.
  • Rmbr 2 txt in shrthnd.
  • Check ur txting the right number.
  • Limber up ur fingers with some stretching exercises.
  • Nip ur nails in the bud.
  • Find the fastest finger 4u.
  • Get 2 know ur phones functions and features.
  • Clean ur phone. A non-stick mobile is a quick mobile.
  • Practice makes perfect, become a txt machine!